"A person's slut factor usually decreases over time. But not yours. Just like Madonna you're not afraid to throw that time worn crotch into a pair of pink panties and slap it on your latest album cover. It's been a while since you were anything like a virgin but age will never stop you from acting like a ho."
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haha! i was Madonna!
"A person's slut factor usually decreases over time. But not yours. Just like Madonna you're not afraid to throw that time worn crotch into a pair of pink panties and slap it on your latest album cover. It's been a while since you were anything like a virgin but age will never stop you from acting like a ho."
*snort*
I'm Jessica Simpson - how insulting!
I was Lindsay Lohan, and since I have a secret fascination of her, I was secretly pleased.
Ooops, secret's out.
At least she can ACTUALLY act, unlike most of the other celebrity ho-bags.
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