ohmigah, could that biyatch be anymore shallow? She showed her true colors last night for sure. Listen honey, Clive Davis is so not going to call your ass because you can't sing. She was flatter than Nicole Ritchie's chest last night, too busy worrying about milking her last two minutes of fame.
Wow, I'm harsh huh? Don't get on my bad side. Actually, little sissy is even worse, put the two of us together and you will have the hex put on you. Seriously.
On to the most embarrassing moment of the week; perhaps the year.
I dropped my work beeper into the toilet last night.
I'll give you a moment to stop laughing.
See, it was attached to the waistband of my pants. Sometimes I accidentally clip it on my panties too. I usually notice it though when I... well you get the picture. The hard part was going to the telecom center to get a new one.
Have a great weekend.