It's not porn, really. (and it's not. I don't want a rep after the vibrator post!)
I got this in my e-mail today too:
I have something more constructive to post about later.
Edited to add: I just sprayed this on my arm, and I want to eat myself. I know I'm sooo bad! Hee! Mmmm but it smells sooooo good. Go figure Jaqua says it was inspired by their favorite bakery in Santa Barbara. I'll most likely go wash it off now before I want to puke or slit the wrist I sprayed it on.